Chinese Lore- A selection of mythical fauna (11)

Qi Tu

Physical Description:

A bird that looks like a crow except for having three heads and six tails and likes to laugh.

Special Properties:

Consuming its meat safeguards you from having nightmares and evil.


Shen Chi

Physical Description:

A creature with a human’s head and a beast’s body, only one hand and one foot. Its call sounds like a sigh.


Meng Meng

Physical Description:

A creature that resides in water that has a mouse’s body and a turtle’s head. Its call sounds like dogs barking.


Ran Yi

Physical Description:

A six-legged fish with a snake’s head with eyes that looks like horses’ ears.

Special Properties:

Consuming its meat can safeguard you against nightmares. Carrying it on your body can protect against ill fortune.

Moonlake’s Movie Discoveries (4)

As I’ve mentioned before, one of my friends had this arrangement with me where we would watch the same movie once every two weeks and then analyse it in terms of the 3 Act structure. That agreement terminated after 3 movies but we watched Matilda, Romancing the Stone and Hunger Games together under that setup. I probably liked Romancing the Stone best out of the three (that was also my friend’s favourite and why he suggested it). I thought it was cheesy but in an endearing and entertaining way. I stayed away from Hunger Games before because: 1) I only rarely venture into YA; 2) I felt like the Hunger Games premise was a bit similar to the Japanese movie Battle Royale which I watched before I ever heard of the book series, I didn’t really think the author had plagiarised the movie necessarily but I’m not that keen on a similar kind of dark premise. And since I decided that I would never actually venture to read the books after having tentative intention to maybe try it after 2 years, I nominated it for our 3 Act structure analysis. The movie didn’t hold my full attention and I really had no interest to either read the books or watch any more follow up movies (although I did snoop and read the synopsis of all the movies). 

The other notable thing with movies I’ve done is that I’ve burned through all the movies with Johnny Depp in it (that are on the free movie sites I frequent, I like his acting but I’m ultimately not such a fan that I would want to track all of his work). Since the last serial post, I’ve watched Dark Shadows (during which I felt like it was the first time I’ve ever seen Johnny Depp clearly in terms of facial features; before that, I’ve always remembered him as either wearing black lipstick or black mascara) and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (in which movie he also didn’t have the usual heavy make-up on). But anyway, the ‘sex scene’ he had with the witch in Dark Shadows definitely cracked me up, with the camera angles going wild and the witch raking her claws across everything in the room, I guess to convey the effect of sex between inhuman beings. I just found that hilarious. Chocolate Factory is okay; I never read the book, I didn’t realise it was a bit dark

Of the recent movies, I think that my favourites would probably be the Enola Holmes movies and the Greatest Mouse Detective. Firstly, I have a taste for new interpretations of the Sherlock Holmes classic that still retains some elements from my fond memories ever since the Sherlock Holmes and Mary Russell series (that unfortunately turns into disappointments because Mary never seems to find her own feet as a detective in her own right ever though she is written to the intellectual counterpart to Holmes). So Enola Holmes fit right into that. Greatest Mouse Detective has less freshness but has more of a whimsical remembrance vibe to it. 

Also, about the time when this blog post is released, I’m actually holidaying in New Zealand for two weeks. But with scheduling, obviously we are not losing touch at all.

Adventures Aboard the Chen Xing- Chapter 24

Jessica came in. “The guard is awake. He’s, uh, pretty upset.”

“Guess one of us better let him know his punishment.” I said. 

Estella nodded, “I’m kinda busy here flying, so one of you should do it?”

Aurora nodded as well, looking over at me, “I’ll go with you and let you do the talking? He probably won’t give you any attitude, you’re a bit intimidating when you want to be.” She suggested with a grin.

“Yep, my specialty.” I said as I proceeded her to the medbay. Before I even entered the room I could hear him shouting. He was pulling at the restraints when I walked in. I heard Aurora sighing behind me. 

“Hey! Someone! Let me out!” He was shouting. 

“Quiet!” I ordered him. 

He looked at Aurora and me and yelled again “Let me go! Why are you doing this?!” I didn’t remember him being the gutsy one. 

“We saved you from being lynched, you ungrateful big baby!” I shouted at him. 

“Lynched?! What for? I haven’t done anything!”

“Remember, he claimed to have no idea what was going on there beyond being a security guard.” Aurora reminded me in a whisper while giving the man a narrow eyed look. “Kidnapping a little girl is nothing?” 

“Tell that to an angry mob. Anyway, we decided to take your word for it and bring you back here so that you can serve your terms here on board our ship and be useful.” I told him. 

“I don’t understand. What angry mob? I was just working some stupid job where I got to sit around all day and chase off some bored kids every now and then. And then you all show up and start questioning me and now I’m locked up. Please let me go.” He was starting to cry. “What are you going to do with me?”

Aurora shook her head, “I think he’s telling the truth, or is more of a milk sop than his boss.”

I sighed. “Nothing, we were just going to let you earn your keep aboard our ship for a while. And then you can go.”

He looked confused. “But… for how long?”

I looked across at Aurora.

“And my cat… Who’s going to feed my cat?”He said out of the blue. 

“A day or so?” Aurora shrugged. “We got some business on the other side of the planet, shouldn’t take more than a day to sort out, during that time you’re going to sweep, and mop, and maybe a bit of painting, then we dump you back at the town near the factory rubble. So I think your kitty will be fine for the next day or so.”

He seemed a lot calmer. “Umm, how much will you pay me? I mean, I don’t think I want to go back to that job again.”

“Are you asking for a job on board?” Aurora smirked in amusement. 

He shook his head. “Too much excitement for my taste.”

“Umm, can you send a message to my boyfriend? He’s never going to believe I disappeared on him because I was kidnapped by… whoever you all are.” He looked a little sheepish as he made the request. 

Aurora sighed, “Keeping him around is suddenly becoming more hassle than it’s worth, any objections to dumping him back at town after we turn the factory into a parking lot?”

I gave her a firm shake of the head.

“Sounds like a good plan to me.” Estella’s voice came over the intercom (amid a faint background of Guppy chatter), I did notice Aurora holding down the intercom button at some point. 

Guppy stopped talking. “Oh, was I supposed ta be listening?”

Estella chuckled. “You okay with us ditching the guard at the town after we bomb the factory?”

“Sure.” Guppy said. 

“Looks like you’re getting off lightly,” Aurora told him. “In the future though, I’d strongly suggest choosing your jobs with more care, you came a hair’s breadth from getting killed today.”

His eyes went wide. “Are you letting me go?”

Aurora face palmed herself. “There’s no way anyone can be that dense and live this long.”

His face fell. 

Estella’s giggle came over the intercom. “See Guppy, this is why you should pay attention on the ship and learn what everyone can teach you, otherwise you’ll wind up like this guy.”

“Does this mean I have to, uh, actually work?” The guy asked us again. 

“No, it means we are booting you out of the door the first chance we get.” I turned my back on him and started walking out of the medbay. Before I throttled the dumbwit. 

“Not, like, up in the air or anything, right? I have a weak back.” Talk about taking things literally. 

Aurora Lieos sighed again. “As tempting as that option is quickly becoming…. You’ll be set free next to the factory rubble, wherein you will never speak a word about us, this ship, or anything that happened today to anyone, or we’ll find you, and relocate you to the farthest, tiniest, coldest moon we can find in the ‘verse.”

“I’m pretty sure I’m moving somewhere far away from here the first chance I get. You’ll never hear from me or about me ever again.”

“Perfect, until then enjoy our medbay’s comforts. If he gets annoying just knock him out again, with sedatives, a handy blunt object, whatever makes you happy.” Aurora was telling Jessica. 

“Hey, Estella, are we gonna go blow up the factory now?” Guppy’s giddy voice came over the intercom. 

“You know it!” Estella told her, “Go meet Sam near the cannons, she’ll show you how it’s done.”

“Yippee!” I heard her running. “Sam, Sam, let’s go blow up a factory!”

“On it, our little trouble-maker.” I told her. 

Guppy met me half way and danced around me all the way to the gunnery station. We split up with the other two gals at this point, waiting for the Xing to get in range. 

“Looks like we got a runner!” Estella announced over the intercom suddenly. “Take it out!”

We were seeing it on this side so I waited. Aurora came on the intercom, “First before we shoot anything, Jess, ask our chuckle head in restraints if that car is his boyfriends and that house is his? Last thing we want to do is blast his lover for trying to bring him lunch.”

“He says his boyfriend never comes to his job.”

“Slag it then.” Estella said. 

“Sam, you and Guppy got first shots, I’ll hold on the torps until it reaches the house, if it’s still intact by then when it stops I’ll turn it into a smoking crater.” Aurora added. 

“There’s no kill like overkill!” Estella said.

“You go first, kiddo.” I told Guppy. 

Guppy got close but just set some trees on fire. I gave her comments on what to adjust for as I took my turn. 

The trees gave some cover but not enough for my skilled eye. Smoke poured out of the craft and from what the IR scanner was showing, it was likely on fire. Still moving, just a lot slower. 

“Solid hit, she’s smoking like Scorsby after scoring a crate of stogies!” Estella commented. 

“Melt it to molten steel, we don’t want the smoke from flames to carry the spores into the forest.” Aurora said. 

“All right.” I took another shot. This time it stopped moving. 

“Looks like it’s dead.” Estella said as she circled the Xing close. 

“No harm in overdoing it with a few more shots?” Aurora wanted to make sure. 

“Let Guppy hone her gunnery on the remains.” Estella suggested.

“You sure we don’t want any survivors? Thinking we might get more information?” I asked them. 

“Good thinking,” Aurora nodded in agreement. “Set us down near it, we’ll see if there’s any one alive.”

“Will do.” She looks for a clearing, or failing that, just has Sam and Guppy blast a clearing for her to set the ship down in.

Guppy said “Awww. I wanted to blow it up more.”

Aurora grabbed her rifle and headed for the hatch, ready to exit as soon as we touched down.

I put my hand on Guppy’s head. “Plenty of chances in the future.”

The craft was smoking when we got to it. Flames were shooting out. 

Aurora hurried forward but before she got there, someone jumped out, fully engulfed, and started rolling around in a panic on the ground. She stopped. I walked up to stand beside her. 

Estella came up from behind. “Bad way to go,” she winced as she eyed the flaming figure. 

Aurora nodded silently. “They want to traffic in bio weapons that’s the risk they take.”

Estella hefted her shotgun with a questioning look. “Want me to put’em down?”

The figure on the ground flopped around a few more times and then went still. 

“No need, let’s check the surrounding area, see if they were alone.” Aurora suggested. 

Estella closed her eyes, using her special ability to scan the area. “That was the only occupant, We should check the house for their comrades.” She told us. 

“Right, we can get some info out of them at least.” Aurora decided. She turned to me, “How do you want to approach the house? Quiet? Kick down the door? Or just turn their lawn into a barbecue with the ships cannons and demand they surrender?”

“I think I will just kick down the door. Last time, the quiet approach didn’t really work for me.”

“Works for me.” Estella said as she followed me right past the edge of the trees. The building was a small structure made from wood, almost like a box with a door. 

“This could be the entrance to a much bigger facility underground.” Estella said to me as she covered the door with her shotgun. I walked up and kicked it open. It was dark inside, but I could see a large vacant space with a side door to a much smaller space. 

“I think there’s a hidden garage or something in the field, it feels off somehow.” Aurora told us as she entered and went back out again. Estella went back out to look at the plants, I assumed. I continued walking up to the side door and opened it with caution. Even darker inside. I could vaguely see the shape of a desk but that was only because my special ability was Eagle Eyes. I looked back over my shoulder to see what the other two girls were doing. 

Estella had pulled out a glow bug stick as she came in, holding it up to illuminate the room. No sight of Aurora and Guppy, I assumed they stayed outside for the odd field. By the extra lighting, I spotted a PC set atop the desk. 

I went over to check out the PC. Estella had also come into the room to give further illumination.

The computer was on standby. I pressed Enter, it came back on but asked for a password.

I looked over at Estella. “Password protected. Guess we wait for Aurora.”

“Eh,” She shrugged, “Try the name of that guy you shot, the name of the coporation he told he works with, or the name of the asteroid. A lot of these things are secured using a password the person and their pals can remember.”

“I’m just afraid there’s this three trial and you are locked business. Better let Aurora handle it.”

“Ooh good thinking, I’ll be right back.” 

Aurora gave me a nod and then looked around. “Kinda dark in here.” She commented and ran her hand near the door. “Bleh, shoddy construction,” she said, came over to the desk and checked underneath it, pulling out the drawer and checking the bottom of it. “Given the room temp I.Q of those goons I’m guessing they have the password written down somewhere close by.”

She pulled out a small folder and looked inside it first. Then she put it aside and turned her attention back to the drawer. This time she held aloft a small sticky note with Freddy237 scrawled on it. 

“Bingo!” She held up the paper with a grin, typing the password into the computer.

“You are the goods, girl.”

“Thanks, and good call not messing with it, some of these will self format after too many wrong entries.”

“I figured.”

The password cleared. Some spreadsheets were open. Dates, quantities, some kind of notation that was not immediately obvious. Some of the dates were in the past, some in the future. 

Aurora Lieos hit print and then looked around. No printer. “Bleh, I need to save this data or..” She grins. “We’ll just take the computer with us.” She skimmed a few more of the files before preparing to shut it down.

“Yeah, we definitely have space to stow it somewhere.”

“Get a move on, this place is crawling with Samurai Salad.” Estella’s voice came through the wall. 

“We better go.” I said. 

“Samurai Salad?” Aurora rolled her eyes. “Right, let’s grab this and get out of here then.”

“Militant flowers, maleficent marigolds, you know what I mean.” Estella explained. 

Aurora powered down the computer and gave me a nod. “Watch my back, I’ll carry the machine?” 

“Sure.” I told her. 

She unplugged the computer and tucked it under her arm. “Lead the way.”

“This place crawls,” Estella gestured with her handgun when we came out. “Let’s glass it with the plasma cannons and get out of here.”

“Don’t have to tell me twice, I found some useful stuff on this computer, shipments and such, and some other interesting bits.”

“Nice! Lead on.” The last was to me. So I led us to the other side of the cabin. The vines didn’t follow but there were some just lying underfoot. I made extra sure that I didn’t step on these. 

Not much more adventure immediately after that: we made it back to the Xing, Guppy got to use the plasma cannons, we dropped our captive off. But of course, there was what awaited with that business about the Old Boy. We debated a little over whether to just drop in at his office or call him first. 

“Let’s invite him out for some drinks, say we want to catch up with him on local news and share with him some of our past jobs he hasn’t heard about yet?” That way he’s out of the office and with us and you can get him hammered while I sip apple cider with ice and pretend to be dunk and use my talent to monitor the truthfulness of his responses?” Estella suggested. “I’ll wear a ring with a sapphire stone in the center I’ll be idly playing with the entire time, if he’s lying I’ll turn the ring to hide the stone, if he’s telling the truth I’ll leave the stone visible.”

“I like it.” I told her. 

“I’ll look through this computer a bit more, and give you two 90 minutes to get Scorsby to the bar and busy, then the three of us will pay his office a little visit.” Aurora said, then seemingly thinking of something, she paused. She folded up a small piece of paper several times so it made a small 1/2″ plug, and passed it to us along with a stick of chewing gum. “Chew this, while one of you is distracting Scorsby in his office, the other can press this paper into the door frame where the latch goes and use the gum to make it stick, it’ll keep the door from locking but invisible from the outside, so we got an easy way in.”

I took the chewing gum from Aurora, leaving the paper plug for Estella.She smiled at the idea. “So Sam, you’ll put the gum in the hole when you step in, and I’ll follow up with the paper when I enter behind you?”

“You’ll need to chew it first so it’s sticky.” Aurora pointed out.

Estella raised the paper towards her mouth. What was she doing? I stared at her. She must have seen the look on my face; she put it down again and said “Oh, right.” and nodded. 

Aurora glanced at her watch as everyone loaded into the skiff. “We’ll give you 90 from the moment we drop you off.”

“Lucky day Guppy, you get more driving lessons.” Estella winked at Guppy. 

I picked up the phone to dial Scorby. 

“Just hang up after he answers.” Estella suggested. “Otherwise he’ll get suspicious that we invited him out in person rather than over the phone.”

I nodded and waited for him to pick up. It rang several times before he finally answered. “What?” He sounded quite annoyed. 

I put the receiver down. “He’s in, sounds annoyed with something at the moment.”

Estella rubbed her hands together with a grin. “Perfect, he should be happy to knock back a few drinks and share his sorrows with a sympathetic ear.”

“You are devious, preying upon an old man’s vulnerability like that.” I teasd her.

Estella chuckled, “What can I say, I need to set a good example for our newest crew member.” She nudged Guppy with a playful wink. Guppy smiled back. 

“Scoundrels, the lot of us.” Aurora said, giving Guppy a nod of approval. “Drive us somewhere they serve pie Guppy, and we’ll kill some time at the diner, then drop by his office in 90 minutes. We’ll drop by the bar around 1am to pick you girls up, if things go bad, just lay low and meet us outside the bar then, sound good?”

Estella gave her a thumbs up. I nodded. 

The Guppy’s driving seemed to have mellowed out as she drove us to Scorby’s office. I led the way in. “Surprise, we thought we would chill out here, wanna come?”

The old boy looked up, surprised. He’s got a bunch of papers across his desk and he looked like he was just deeply focused on something else. “Huh? Oh, it’s you. Sam! Good to see you. I, uh, hope you’re not here to hire me for a job because I’m up to my eyeballs in it already”

I spat out the gum in her mouth onto her palm at that moment. “No no, like I said, me and Estella went by to chill out and thought you might like to come as well. You look like you could use a drink.”

He looked back and forth between me and his desk. “Well…”

“Yeah, we’ll buy the first few rounds for ya since you look like you need it.” Estella bribed him. 

“Maybe I can talk you and your crew into taking on a job or two for me? Take some of the pressure off me.” He said by way of reply. 

I stuck the gum onto the door when he’s not looking. “Well, we can talk while having a drink. But mind you, we are here to chill tonight.”

Estella leaned against the wall and casually added the plug to the gum, “Sure, let’s hear the details, we’re never too busy to help a friend.” She agreed. “We can catch you up on our latest exploits too.”

He shrugged. “Well, if nothing else, I won’t say no to some free drinks. And I could use a moment to relax before I dive back in. There’s a nice spot right around the corner. Been going there for years.”

I signaled for him to lead the way. 

Estella smiled, “Sounds perfect!”

He took a deep breath as he walked out of his office. The door closed behind him and he started heading for the bar. “Ah, fresh air,” he said as he walked down the street. I followed him.

Ít was a quick walk. The bar was small and cozy. Not busy at all, only scattered customers, in pairs at most. The bartender nodded to Scorby as he entered and headed for a booth. 

I’m worse than I thought and also better

The starting sentence is from Knee Sounds by Courtney Martin. 

I’m worse than I thought and also better. I thought I could bite the bullet on anything but I couldn’t. Yet, learning that I couldn’t and wouldn’t was important. Learning about choice was important. 

I’m worse than I thought and also better. There was always so much to learn, so much to master, and yet I’m not giving up. If the world only values the end goal, I can champion for the progress, the pain and joy every step of the way. 

I’m worse than I thought and also better. My attention span had grown shorter but I now read more widely. 

I’m worse than I thought and also better. I’m not the most courageous that I could be but I was already more courageous than I gave myself credit for. 

I’m worse than I thought and also better. Forgetting is not as easy as I thought but at least I could push things to a cobwebbed corner so that they wouldn’t bother me most of the time. 

Moonlake’s Book Discoveries: March 2023

Fantasy

Storm Front by Jim Butcher

A lot of the people I know really liked this series so I picked it up. For me, it was okay but I didn’t love it. Not sure whether that was my issue with audiobooks again after a lapse but it’s not really holding my attention despite me using the trick of doing something else as I listen to the story.

Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell by Brandon Sanderson

For a novella, this is pretty good. A fast paced read with plenty of stakes for the main character.

The Poppy War by R.F Kuang 

Most of you would know or figure out that I’m Chinese like the author and as such it’s quite clear to me the source material on which the author draws her inspirations. There’s no extra surprise for me there, not that I really fault the author for that. Most credit the WW2 as the source material but I can see that the Opium War features a little in there as well albeit just a once-off mention (since I don’t know that giving locals opium was a part of the strategy of the Japanese when they tried to occupy China back then, I’ve been watching heaps of Mainland Chinese spy thrillers and none of them had such plot lines. I do know that was part of the central conflict of the Opium War). 

Overall, I feel that the book is solidly written but not particularly my cup of tea. I guess my heart is still in epic fantasy or sword & sorcery as opposed to other sub-genres of fantasy. I was initially a bit thrown because the name for the Chinese chosen in the novel sounds quite similar to what the Japanese call themselves (both starting with the letter N anyway) but that was only a thought that lasted one chapter so no biggie. I don’t think I will continue with the trilogy. 

The Sum of All Men by David Farland

I picked this up because I randomly heard about this series by David Farland via FB and was just curious about the magic system. 

It was all right but I’m not sure I’m that keen to follow this series after reading this first book. On the other hand, the whole arc of the first quartet at least seems somewhat interesting. I might have a peek at the second book and then see whether I want to continue with this series. 

Suldrun’s Garden by Jack Vance

My whim had shifted and I decided to pick up the Lyonesse trilogy which I knew I had read but I had forgotten all about it except for some broad gist that the main character was from our world and then whisked into a fantasy land where things were a bit different. Turned out what I supposedly remembered was almost entirely wrong except for the fact that the story occurs in the Elder Isles which supposedly had sunk (not sure if that’s the author’s fabrication or historical lore). The only other accurate memory of it was that it had a quite lengthy opening in that it starts with a princess but then the story moves on other characters. Anyhow I will have more to say about the book/the whole trilogy in June.  

Science Fiction

Up the Line by Robert Silverburg

It’s funny how I came to this book. After the Black Echo, I was keen to go back to fiction published a long time ago and this was the first published book when I ran a search on fantasy on local library’s electronic catalogue even though it’s a time travel book and Robert Silverburg is more known as a sci-fi author (and the introduction to the book firmly listed this in sci-fi). 

It’s a witty book overall and easy to read. I can’t say it’s my cup of tea especially but a solid piece of work. Strangely, I like the introduction of the book which I read after I finished the book and think that it does add value in that it gives a broader perspective and analysis of the novel. 

Mystery

The Tutor by Peter Abrahams

It’s a solid mystery focusing on plot as I like it but character development is solid too. I did come by it via its author who won an Edgar award so I will definitely want to revisit him in the future since I can now confirm that his work is to my liking. 

The Torrent by Dinuka McKenzie

This is a solid debut mystery. The different cases that female protagonist, Sargent Kate Miles, investigate seem unrelated at first and have me stumped as to how they are all tied together (as it says on the back cover blurb). Close to the end, when the connections are shown I felt a little fizzle down of excitement (in the form of a mini-anticlimax) but that was quickly saved by an unexpected twist. Overall, I do like it okay. It would appeal more to a mother who can empathise more with the protagonist who is going through a pregnancy while still on the job. 

The Black Echo by Michael Connelly

I deliberately pruned my library catalogue for something written a while back and chanced on the first of the Bosch series by Mike Connelly. And man, did I not find exactly what I like about mystery? All the contemporary mysteries have super short chapters that are meant to be fast paced but in truth I’ve found a lot of them to be bland according to my taste. This book proves to me that you don’t need the mechanism of short chapters at all if your story is naturally fast-paced and plot-driven just like I like it. 

I did guess the twist towards the end but there’s still some details about it that I haven’t guessed.

Like I said, if you like fast-paced mystery and are mostly tired of contemporary mystery fiction run on super-short chapters, then try this.

Blood Work by Michael Connelly 

I thought I would try another series by Michael Connelly and picked this one up. I had a bout of indigestion and complications while reading this that sometimes interferes with understanding but I feel like this one was even more plot-centric compared to Bosch. But overall, I can’t really say I preferred one to the other and I mean, they are all written by the same author so who cares? 

At any rate, kudos to the author. He’s just made it to my list of comfort authors. 

The Poet by Michael Connelly 

Yet another solid mystery from this author and just when I thought I detected a common pattern underlying his work, that turned out to be a misdirection. So good work. 

The Lincoln Lawyer by Micahel Connelly

I’m clearly on a roll to sample all of Connelly’s different protagonists. And so far, due to the protagonist’s occupation probably, I feel like this is the most distinct from the other characters. And to top it off, I learnt through the sneak peek into the next book that Mick Haller is actually Bosch’s half brother. Wow, no wonder these books are all Bosch Universe.  

Chinese Lore- A selection of mythical fauna (10)

Red Ru

Physical Description:

A fish with a human’s face

Special Properties:

Its call is like that of Yuan Yang (a type of water bird that always appears in couples). Eating its meat can cure scabies.


Ran Yi Fish

Physical Description:

A six-legged fish with a snake’s head

Special Properties:

Eating this fish can prevent nightmares and misfortunes


Dust Shedding Rhino

Physical Description:

A sea creature that looks very much like a rhino

Special Properties:

Its horn has the dust avoiding and shedding property.


Fire Shedding Bird

Physical Description:

A swallow-like bird

Special Properties:

When the Fire Shedding Bird is put into a fire, the fire will automatically dissipate.

Moonlake’s Writing Updates- Mar 2023

As of the time of writing, I’m delving into enneagrams in an attempt to get closer to my characters, an idea I had taken from K. M Weiland (I bought a Humble bundle containing two of her books last year and I recently read them). I’m quite confident that I have my male protagonist pegged but I’m less sure of my female protagonist. I mean, I suspect she has the same basic type as me since after all, she’s like an alternative version of me (I didn’t set out to make her that way but let’s face it, that’s what most of my female protagonists wind up being. Even my male protagonists or major characters are more or less me. It’s only when it gets down to sidecasts that I write wildly different characters from me.)

As for the WIP itself, I’m on draft 0.83 but the numbering has lost meaning since seemingly a long time ago. I’m still forging on in a stumbling way but I know that’s the way it is. I will still keep going.

When I try to explain where I’m from people imagine…

The jump-off line is from In Your Next Letter by Carrie Shipers. 

When I try to explain where I’m from people imagine shopping and food. I interrupt with tall buildings, noise and the stink of markets. Here, most of the food are frozen so they don’t stink as bad. But in a market where you can buy live chicken, fish, prawns etc., there is always wetness on the ground that you want to avoid stepping in and you want to be able to shut your nostrils like a camel. Even the vegetable stalls can smell unsavory. 

When I try to explain where I’m from people won’t fathom how many subjects we had in primary school and that we had school on every alternate Saturdays, known as the long-short weeks. The long weeks were where you had school on a Saturday and the short ones you had to yourself. 

When I try to explain where I’m from I can tell them about food hawkers though in truth I never frequented them. I don’t like the concept of eating on the street as I walk, except for ice-cream. I saw the hawkers as safety hazards mostly as they pushed their carts on the street to evade being caught by authorities for selling without a license. Not that I’ve ever encountered that personally. Or maybe once or twice but not en masse like on TV. 

When I try to explain where I’m from my memory is fading. What else could I say? We had yumcha which is a Cantonese thing. Now it’s everywhere but the fact is some families make it a weekly thing there. Some even have it as a daily routine, alone. 

Adventures aboard the Chen Xing- Chapter 23

Aurora took one of the tubes out of the case, holding it up to light to better see what’s inside it. “Yeah, I think it does.”

I looked over at it. “Isn’t that the same colour as the blood sample?”

Aurora nodded. “I believe so.”

“Interesting, I wonder where they got it from?” Estella said. 

“Or who.” Aurora added. 

“Well, it might be the black building is the same company as that one I remembered. Sounded in the same field, anyway.”

Guppy said, “Does this mean people are going to start turning into those… things?”

“Possibly, or it’s some kind of vaccine maybe?” Aurora shrugged, “Let’s get it back to Jessica, she can do a proper analysis and tell us.” Guppy nodded but didn’t look convinced. 

“I doubt they’d want to turn people into monsters, it would make it hard to work here safely.” Estella noted. 

“Well, experiments are iffy stuff. One thing goes wrong and you get the opposite of what you want.” I said. Guppy got a wild-eyed look upon hearing that. 

“I’m sure if you ask nicely, Jessica will let you assist her in the lab?” Aurora told her with a grin. Maybe it was excitement, I figured she knew the kiddo better. 

“For now let’s dump these two sleaze balls in the jail and let the locals know we finished the job.” Estella pushed our bound captive towards the sled.

“I’m not sure that I wanna look at that stuff in the lab Aurora. Gives me the creeps.” Apparently my first hunch was right. 

“No ones going to make you Guppy,” Aurora spoke to her gently. “You can always go play if you’d rather, or help me out in engineering with some ship maintenance.”

“Or come on up to the bridge and I’ll start showing you the basics of how to fly the sweet girl.” Estella offered. 

Guppy looked torn. “Can I sometimes be in engineering and sometimes on the bridge? Those are both really cool. Then she looked over at me. “And, uh, maybe Sam could keep showing me how to shoot things? I could be the gutter of evil spacecraft!”

Aurora chunkled with a nod, “If that’s what you want,” She tossed Guppy the keys to the sled. “For now however, you need to drive us back to town.”

I took that as the cue to climb in. 

“But aren’t we gonna burn those things?” Guppy pointed at the crates. “I’m gonna have nightmares ’bout mutants, Aurora, if we leave them.”

“I was thinking we’d just fly the ship over here and turn this factory into a smoking crater?” Aurora looked over at me. 

“Yeah, why not?” I said. 

Guppy jumped into the driver’s seat. 

“Good thinking, that way if there’s any left over hidden supplies they’ll be trashed too.” Estella wrapped up. 

“Come on everybody, we’re gonna blow it up!” Guppy shook her little fists at the boxes. 

“Sam, could you maybe set these ones on fire before we leave? Just in case anyone heard all the commotion out here and comes poking around they won’t accidentally get infected?” Aurora asked me. “We can finish the job with the ship after we dump our prisoners.” I did as she said with my bow-gun. 

A few energy bolts into the pile of crates and they blew apart, flaming pieces flying everywhere. Some of the vines twitched as they burned. And I didn’t realise how much spores there were until I saw the quantity of them burning. 

Estella congratulated me as she threw the captive into the back of the sled and took a seat next to him and the unconscious man. “You decide to leap out and run for it, Sam here will set you on fire too, just to make sure you can’t spread any infections.” She told him with a glare. The gal caught on fast; apparently intimidation was the only way to stop that brain of his thinking. 

He nodded vigorously, sweat pouring down his face. 

Guppy gunned it without a shout of joy. “Aurora, let me show you what I was practicing when you those mean guys found me.” And she fishtailed out into the street, zipping down one street before she suddenly slowed down. “Umm… where are we going, anyway?”

“Back to the bar I guess?” Aurora shrugged. “Bartender should be able to point us towards the jail.” She gave Guppy the instructions to get there. 

We nearly got whiplash as Guppy stepped on the accelerator, then again when she slammed to a halt outside the bar. 

“We need to work on your finesse,” Aurora told her, “Anticipate when you need to speed up and slow down and then ease the pedals, don’t yank them like they’re a stuck door.”

She grinned. “But it’s fun.”

“It’s also hard on the machine, if we break it you won’t be able to drive it anymore.” She pointed out.

Her grin vanished. “Oh.”

“Sam? Do you want to go inside and ask about the jail and let them know you finished the job? You were the one they first approached.” Estella asked me.

“Sure.” I walked in to the counter and hailed the Sammy the bartender. “Where’s the jail? And we’ve got your culprit.”

He turned from the somber group gathered  to confer with him. He looked tense. “Hi, Sam, right? Sorry, I missed that. What did you find?”

“We found the sabotageurs. And we were going to drop the sleazeballs at the local jail. So coming in to ask directions.”

He blinked a couple of times. “That was fast. How long ago did you find them?”

“Well, just then. They were at that factory.”

“The one you were asking about before?” Apparently Julie was among the group. She walked towards me. 

“Yep. So we killed two birds with one stone.”

Sammy looked over at Julie. “They found them.”

Julie’s mouth was a thin line. “We can pay you now if you can just hand them over to us and let us take care of it” Her eyes were a store of anger. 

That never boded well in my experience. “And what are you going to do with them?”

“Justice.”

“Let me talk to the other two gals about this. Or do you want to come out and talk with us?”

“I’ll go, you stay with the others.” Julie told Sammy as she followed me outside. I brought her over to the sled. 

“So what’d these two do anyway?” Estella asked her, casually shifting her shotgun so it’s pointed towards the ground, but also in the general direction of the bar.

“These are the ones sabotaging our hard work?”

“Two of ’em, “The rest are dead.” Aurora told her with a nod. “We got enough evidence they’ll swing at the trial, at least baldy here, this other guy is just some hired guard, seems pretty clueless he was doing anything wrong other than guarding a building from vandals.”

“You can just hand baldy there over to us and we’ll take care of it. Don’t worry. We’ve got your pay together, we can do the exchange now.”

“Take care of it?” Aurora gave her a questioning look. “You hired us to see justice done, not turn a man over for a lynch mob to have their way with.”

“Just let her have him, the sleaze tried to screw us over how many times after we took him prisoner?” Estella told Aurora. “Besides, we give him to the sheriff, this lady and her pals will probably storm the jail, and make the local law dog the same offer, no point putting him in a bad spot.”

Aurora sighed, looking over at me and Guppy. “You two got an equal say in this too.”

Guppy looked back and forth between everyone. “I don’t understand.”

Aurora looked back at Julie, “Like I said, take care of it? What do you plan to do exactly?”

“Make him pay for Suzanne.” Some droplets of tear rolled down her face. “I hated that woman like nobody else. Always arguing with me over where property lines were or who should get the latest equipment. But, goddammit, I’ve been fighting with her for more than thirty years. And today we found her cut in half by her own machinery. Looks like she’d been there for a day or two. Somebody,” and she looked pointedly at baldy, “sabotaged the machine to blast into shrapnel when turned on.”

“Pay how? He goes to trial, he’ll hang, or be shot for what he did, not seeing any reason that won’t settle the score?” Aurora pressed her. 

“She means to do to him what happened to Suzanne,” Estella said quietly. “One of those eye-for-an-eye things frontier places are famous for, make an example out of him. It’s ugly, brutal, but it gives folks closure, and sends a pretty clear message to other would be criminals what’ll happen if they make trouble in the area.”

Julie looked at Estella and nods. 

“Sam? Still waiting for your input.” Then Aurora looked over at Guppy. “You don’t need to weigh in if you don’t want to, but if you got strong feelings one way or another, you can speak your piece.”

Guppy’s eyes went wide but she did not speak. 

“Isn’t she a little young to be involved in this?” Estella asked Aurora doubtfully.

“She’s old enough to carry a gun, fire torpedoes and be kidnapped, she’s old enough to have a voice in what happens to the man who took her prisoner and roughed her up, wouldn’t be right to deny her the option if she has something to say.”

I frowned and shifted my feet. “I’m happy to let you hang Baldy but seems excessive to hang the other guy who just thinks he’s got guard duty.”

Estella nodded, not sure whether to me or Aurora.

“You say the other guy wasn’t involved. I don’t care what you do with him. I just want baldy there.”

“Can’t say as I disagree with Sam on that part.” Aurora looked straight at me. “To be clear here, Sam, they’re not talking about a noose, they’re talking about killing him with farm machinery, real painful and messy like, he goes to the jail he gets a rope.”

“Or he gets dragged out of there by a mob once we’re gone and maybe the sheriff gets hurt in the process, they want him, they can have him, I say, it’s awful, but so is what they did to that woman, they knew what’d happen when they messed with her machinery.” Estella said. 

Aurora leaned over and whispered in my ear. “Third option, one of us just shoots him now, spare the man a painful passing, but I doubt we’ll get paid much if we go that route.”

“Either way, I’m fine with giving this other guy a lesser sentence, in fact I got some ideas on what he can do to atone for his part in this.” She said so everyone could hear. 

Estella shrugged. “He didn’t even shoot at any of us, or hurt Guppy, so I’m inclined to go easy on him too.”

I sighed and shot Baldy right between the eyes. He died with a shocked look on his face. Julie’s mouth dropped open. But her eyes shone with satisfaction. 

“Now you don’t need to dirty your hands with him.” I told her. 

“My sincerest apologies for my friend’s actions, she can be a bit strongly opinionated sometimes.” Aurora said in a relaxed, deliberately drawn out manner. Great, now we were playing the good cop, bad cop trick from movies of decades ago. 

I saw Estella trying to hide her smirk. “She did you a favor, if you’d followed through on what you planned, it would of made you no better than him, and probably given you folks nightmares.” She pointed out, straight-faced.

Aurora nodded towards Estella. “There’s that too.” Then she took the opportunity to educate her caree, “Justice is swift and harsh sometimes, but he made his choice when he decided to traffic in bio weapons, sabotage innocent folks livelihoods, and start kidnapping people.”

Guppy seemed to be thinking, kept silent. 

Aurora pushes baldy’s body off the sled with her foot. “You can prop him up in a coffin next to the bar or whatever, not our business really, but we would like to be paid now, given we held up our end of the contract.”

Amid the silence that reigned, Guppy said very quietly but everyone heard, “The other kids woulda done what the lady wanted to do.”

Julie nodded, not sure to Aurora or Guppy or both, and went back inside. 

Aurora nodded and took Guppy’s hand, squeezing it gently.

“What about the other guy, we still dumping him at the local jail house?” Estella asked us. 

Julie came back with two other locals. She handed a bag over as those two grabbed the body and hauled it inside. 

“Nah, he wouldn’t get a fair trial, or sentencing here, I’m of the mind we bring him back to the ship, put him to work cleaning floors, maybe giving the outside a nice new coat of paint while we’re in town handling our business, then set him free with a reminder to pick his jobs with a might more care.”

“Hue and Jess could probably keep an eye on him easily enough,” Estella shrugged. “I’m fine with that.”

“Free labour, why not?” I commented. 

“Guppy?” Aurora asked her. “You got a say in his sentence too if you want.”

She nodded. “I’m ok with it. I never saw him before you came and saved me.”

“Let’s get on back to the ship then, Jess can treat his head injury and we’ll explain to him the terms of his sentence when he wakes up.”

“Works for me.” Estella nodded to me. “Good solution by the way.”

Guppy was gentler with the driving this time, a little bit. 

When we got back on board, Aurora helped me carry the man in to Jessica, and we filled her in on what happened while we were out in town. She nodded as she listened, “Sounds like I missed a party.”

Then she gave us a status update. “I’ve been pretty busy here, getting things set up. Not 100% done, but I’m making progress. Should be able to fix up that bump at least. And I’ve got enough lab equipment to do at least a little better testing than I could before.” 

Estella gave Guppy a slight smile. “Want to learn how the Xing’s lift off procedures work? Come on up to the cockpit and I’ll let you handle the pre flight checklist.” Guppy took the bait and ran off towards the cockpit. I followed, since there was nothing for me to do at the lab. 

“If that obelisk wasn’t in the center of town I’d be half tempted to blow that place to rubble.” Estella was telling Guppy. “You don’t traffic in stuff like those spores, it’s the kind of thing that could wipe out an entire planet, or numerous ones.”

“I’m sure Sam would let me use it for target practice.”

“We could do an infiltration and destroy under false identity now that we know what it does, you know, like in spy movies.” I said the first idea that dropped into my head. I do this, among friends. Relaxation, you know? 

“I like the way you think.” Estella smiled at the notion. “Do we want to do it before or after we talk to Scorsby?”

“Huh, we are doing this for real? I was just saying things, you know. Well, first things first, I guess.”

“Turning the factory into a parking lot, right.” Estella nodded to Guppy, “First power up the lift thrusters, gently it’s the lever over there in red, slide it up wards slowly until you feel us start to rise into the air.”

“I meant Scorby but I didn’t know you are that excitable.” I explained to Estella. 

Estella kitted the intercom. “This is your pilot, our co pilot Guppy is taking us into low orbit, stand by for lift off.” The kiddo concentrated hard, interacting with the lever as if it was made of porcelain. 

“I like your style, what can I say?” Estella looked back at me with a grin. “Aurora report to the bridge.” She said into the intercom before focusing her attention on Guppy and guiding her through lift off procedure.

“What’s up?” Aurora asked us. 

“Sam here just came up with a daring, but brilliant idea.” Then she signalled me to take over. 

I coughed, embarrassed.  “Well, Estella was saying how she wanted to bomb that black monolith thingy in the middle of town and that reminded me of spy movies. So I said we could infiltrate the building with false identity now that we know what it does. You know, you’ve got that blood sample that we could use. Pretend to be someone from headquarters maybe. Demanding why that has now leaked out.”

“Devious, I like it.” Aurora smiled in approval. “Small problem, though, they saw your faces already when you paid the place a visit the first time, didn’t they?”

“Well, they haven’t seen you and Jessica.” I said. 

“The guy at the front desk did at least, but we could come by in the late evening once he’s off shift.” Estella added. 

“Yeah, Jessica and me could be in the front, you two in the back, maybe with a bit of hair dye, all of us wearing uniforms similar to theirs.” Aurora looked at Guppy. “We could hide you in a crate, have them wheeling it in, you crouched inside ready to spring out and surprise people if need be.”

“I’m really good at crawling through vents. Tunnels, anywhere. They always had me do that before.”

“No vent crawling. You don’t know they haven’t set vines all around as guards.” I cautioned. 

“Sam has a good point. Though we could put her in fake cuffs, pretend we caught her snooping around if she doesn’t like the crate.” Estella suggested. 

“Nah, I can be in a crate. I’m just sayin I can be useful in other ways too.”

Moonlake’s Movie Discoveries (3)

Not many movies I had watched lately made an impression on me. I guess foremost among the notables is the Pirates of the Caribbean which I never expected to like since I had such trouble with Treasure Island as a child- I never went past the initial chapter and I’ve tried twice. But I binge watched the whole 5 movies over a little over a week. The original trilogy is better than the 4th standalone where Johnny Depp actually got the leading role but I think I watched the whole franchise for him. Then again, I already liked him from Edward Scissorhand when I watched it in year 7 or 8 for English and I don’t know the actual leads in Pirates- I can literally count Hollywood actors and actresses I know by name on two hands and the other day I didn’t recognise Geroge Clooney in Tomorrowland even though he’s supposedly one of the actors I know, I thought he was the bad guy when he came out. That’s how I ‘know’ Hollywood stars. 

Next comes Into the Woods which again has Johnny Depp though he only guest starred as the Big Bad Wolf. It’s got nothing special to it at the start but I think the ending ties it together for me where I understood that the title Into the Woods is really an allegory for Into Life. 

I also watched the Under Wraps duology which gave me Night in the Museum vibes but I didn’t like them as much because I think the targeted audience is more teenagers versus family. I recently watched the animated Night in the Museum film and it wasn’t bad. I previously really liked Enchanted so I watched the sequel Disenchanted and it’s okay but not as good as the original. 

On other news but closely related to my movie thing, one of my friends (who I took this movie analysis idea from originally) and I started this alternate week movie analysis arrangement where we would both watch the same movie and then show each other our analysis of it under the 3 Act structure. We picked the original Matilda for our first trial and the second one we did was Romancing the Stone before this routine is now sadly interrupted by my recent history with indigestion. I’m in the recovery phase now as I write but different complications have been on and off for about 2 weeks.